Mr. Archivist's Neighborhood

Hell yeah he does. And he could give a shit what you think. He’s a sassy cat and he’ll do what he damn well pleases.

(Source: hyperactivesquirrel, via libbythelibertine)

Bondage AND name-calling? That’s just hurtful.

‘Tis a wee pisser, that.

(Source: georgetakei, via smokeporch)

“Hey honey, maybe you should adopt a stage name, you know, like they do in Hollywood.”

I’M not telling him he has a problem….

undercovershelf:

In case any of you out there are wondering, I’m sure this book has all the answers…

Wait…I have to READ to find out?!? Oh forget it.

I volunteer at the Society a few times a week.

(Source: myjetpack)

cathylibrary:

Dear Students,

Welcome back to school. 

Heed Stephen Colbert’s advice. 

Don’t make my life harder or more miserable. 

Love, 

Your Librarian

AMEN.

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I think I dated her for a while.

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