Yes. Yes. Fucking-A Yes.
(Source: mlkshk.com, via treadmill-to-oblivion)
Well, at least she came.
Hell yeah he does. And he could give a shit what you think. He’s a sassy cat and he’ll do what he damn well pleases.
(Source: hyperactivesquirrel, via ellethelibertine)
Bondage AND name-calling? That’s just hurtful.
'Tis a wee pisser, that.
(Source: georgetakei, via smokeporch)
"Hey honey, maybe you should adopt a stage name, you know, like they do in Hollywood."
I’M not telling him he has a problem….
In case any of you out there are wondering, I’m sure this book has all the answers…
Wait…I have to READ to find out?!? Oh forget it.
I volunteer at the Society a few times a week.